He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
I woke up with the new contact "Britney Both Nipples Pierced"... how do you think the night went?
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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