Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
Just accidentally pinched my dick between two 50 pound dumbbells while doing shoulder shrugs. God hates me.
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
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