Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
Apparently, my drunken 3AM idea of safety is to send a GPS map of my location to someone 700 miles away. Seriously considering death as a viable alternative to this hangover. Death or Yuengling.
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
Pretend you're in a taco. That always helps me sleep.
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
Pro: 2020 made it easier to hook up with strippers
Con: explaining to Kari why there’s always strippers at our house
Pro: there’s always strippers at our house
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