I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
Fell in the ditch running from the pizza guy I stole the pizza from. If you are still at my house come find me, pretty sure I need stitches.
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
If I don't at least start a parade that spirals into drunken riots then I'm calling it a fail of a birthday
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
We're too hungover to prance.
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