I am stoned and watching Pocahontas. I am letting the kids eat whatever they want. I am the best babysitter in the whole wide world
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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