conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
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So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
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I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
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