I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
i think i just lost a toe
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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