Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
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