I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
I just spent 20 minutes in a Subway trying to take a candid photo of the doppleganger of the guy I lost my virginity to instead of eating. That's all the evidence I need that my life is on track.
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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