Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
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The bridesmaid just threw up on herself. This is going to be the best wedding ever
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
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Good news: you're over the drunk crying life phase. Bad news: now you're handy and violent. You were groping me from behind in front of the guy you like, then you put me in a headlock and swept the leg.
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
Well. I had to explain to my niece that the word cunt is not an abbreviation for country. I'm the best aunt in the world.
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
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