Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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