Have you finally orgasmed yet?
hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
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At the hospital. Forgot we locked Eric out of the house last night as a joke. Hypothermia's a bitch.
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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