like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
I don't know what to be prouder of: the fact that last night i was able to successfully find my way home from evanston with 3-d glasses on, or that i was able to make my way around my house in the dark with my pants around my ankles
Every time I drink before 5 somebody's pet dies
Stop drinking before 5
Easier said than done
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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