At least make sure they are 18
Why
I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
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