we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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