absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
Yea I just took my 1st pregnancy test. Turns out I am just fat. Also I haven't been with anyone in 3 months, which is clearly making me crazy.
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
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I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
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I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
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