Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
Um, you were throwing up the shocker symbol in front of all of the wedding guests during the best man's speech. No wonder the groom thinks we're bad
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
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