just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
Hey.... can you explain to me why when I woke up this morning my cell phone background had been changed to me getting a piggy back ride from a drag queen?
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
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