How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
Say something about gay babies.
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
I wish there was a "friends who have gained the most weight since high school" filter on facebook for when I am feeling fat.
Note to self: when drunk try to remember that ctrl, alt and dance doesnt exist on a keyboard.
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
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