Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
peeing in bathroom at penn station and the homeless man next to me is combing his beard with a fork...god I love new york
i'm at a stripclub and this bitch just lit her nipples on fire!
I wanna get so fucked up that I try to catch a coyote in a pillowcase, breakdance fight a lion, and send back some toast at Denny's when I see its slightly burnt.
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the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
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I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
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