I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
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I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
Dunno why I keep hitting snooze. It's never gonna give me the kind of sleep I need to be sober.
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You need to call dibs on the blond with the tits. It's your birthday.
Haha hell yea
Because if someone gets to see those.. It should be you. It's like God telling you Happy Birthday.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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