I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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