If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
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Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
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ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
breakfast this morning: omelette, Valium and baileys hot chocolate
Now that sounds like the breakfast of champions
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