i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
Was about to close the deal last night until he said he hadn't seen the Taylor Swift video. So I made him watch it before I let him have sex with me.
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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