What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
He booked his flight from Dallas already, no ticket to the game, said hes gonna bang some girl at tailgait to get a ticket, I had to explain that it will be sub 20 degrees F during tailgate, he decided to come in july instead, Texans are dumb.
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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