the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
It would have to be recorded, because that sex tape would be humanity's primary evidence of miracles
We should get Al Michaels to provide commentary for it.
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
Dear Douchebag, I would just like to formally issue this fuck you. You will be receiving a letter in the mail soon. With all of your stuff.
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