fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
If I get laid tonight it will 1.) Prove that the sex gods do in fact exist, and 2.) Show that I am one motherfucking badass bitch.
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
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