Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
I'm microwaving a frozen bottle of Two Buck Chuck while watching The Proposal with my housemate. I'm not sure what success is like, but I'm fairly confident this isn't it.
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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