yo i stole a wine glass from the ritz but i spilled wine on my hundo dolla shirt
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
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