I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
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