Apparently he's never heard a queef, he totally thought I farted and got freaked out.
....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
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Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
Petty good. I just stapled a 5 dollar bill onto the chest of a sword swallower.
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
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I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
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