There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
So I just found out that my mom and dad arent married
What? They have three kids?
Yep. And apparently I have a half brother. Happy Birthday to me
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
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You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
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I don't deserve a penis
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
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