Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
so explain to me why i woke up in jail this morning
because you opened a jar or pickles and a bag of fritos and layed down in the middle of aisle 7 while singing 'la cucaracha'
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how did we ever eat at restaurants where they DIDNT squirt-gun tequila in our mouths?
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
This is a drunk text message. I am so glad that we are friends. Tomorrow we will eat sandwiches in miniature. We both love dogs. Flower.
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
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Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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