haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
Mom got me cough medicine that tastes like tequila . She said she took taste tests. Best mom ever.
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
she texted me out of nowhere. and I wanted to get drunk. like I didn't even have her new number until 6 hours ago and bam we were rolling around drinking cotton candy vodka from the bottle she had stuffed in a boot
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES