Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
He appeared on my 7th floor fire escape and sang to me and jimmy through the window when we fucked. He's like a drunken mix of Sinatra and Spiderman.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
What am I supposed to say? "Oh hey, I can't go out with you tonight because I can't picture myself sleeping with you and I was high and just trying to be nice when I said yes"?
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
Randomize
