yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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