I need to just get drunk and eat a pot pie.
this guy showed up at my house asking for his sword and cape. something tells me i shouldn't drink that much again.
I smell stomach acid.
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
And now I'm taking a break sitting on the bathroom floor thanking god that people who eat at subway are either too classy to piss on the floor, or are still relatively sober enough to not piss on the floor before 5pm.
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
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