just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
Just found my socks folded and in the back pocket of my jeans. Apparently drunk me refuses to lose shit after the panties incident over New Years.
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
Randomize
