It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
I ran into the kitchen halfway through hooking up cause I forgot I put the cookies on the oven too high. Came back and she was gone but the only thing I could think about was all the extra cookies I could eat now. Got through about 6 before I realized why she left.
Literally the only clue I have to try and figure out my blackout adventures is a draft on twitter that just says "Mummies alive!"
yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
So I ended the trip with two cold sores, poison ivy on my leg and vagina, and no alcohol or weed. WORST. 4TH. OF. JULY. EVER.
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