I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
WHY IS MY CAR MISSING A DOOR YOU BITCH
budget cuts
YOU CANT BLAME EVERYTHING YOU DO WHILE DRUNK ON BUDGET CUTS
budget cuts are serious business
foreskin is a definite game changer
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We had sex on a dog bed..
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
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