Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
Something in my vomit makes me think I shouldn't have had that slurpee
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
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we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
Hey. Hey you. Just wanted to let you know that I'm adorable. FUCKING ADORABLE. That is all. This update brought to you by our proud sponsor bud light.
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
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I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
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