You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
just found a shoebox labled "emergency smoking box"... it has a lightbulb, 2 potatoes, a dried up flower, and a button that says "stop drop and roll". what did we do last night?!
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
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I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
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I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
I was about to share my drunken story from the weekend, but two friends getting married and one finding out she's pregnant makes Saturday in jail look a little suspect.
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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