well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
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