office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
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As I was puking last night I told them "it's ok I'm a paramedic"
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
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This is what my life has come to. Drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
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