There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
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the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
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STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
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