You work out of a Hotel?
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Dude you picked up her Chihuahua and threatened to kill it yelling "it's not cinco de mayo, bitches"
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
I'm waiting for your stupid pizza and this 400 lb drunk man is behind me singing the acapella version of Elevation by U2
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
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