i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
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Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
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Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
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I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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