Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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