Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Also I am about to cut a ringtone from "Sex Machine" so James Brown can tell me to "get up, get on up" in the morning
I once woke up to the scream from 'get up offa that thing' and smacked my head on my desk
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
You played Frank Sinatra today after we had sex. You moved way up in my literal book of men. Congrats.
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
I accidently sent a dick pic to the group chat with her family. Right after they all said it was a pleasure having me for dinner. Wana drink with me?
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
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