What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
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he fucked my hip out of place.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
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But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
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