Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
I'm sorry. We set two Christmas trees on fire. Also the neighbor's yard. Also ours.
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
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