I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
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