I just made out with a guy for $7.
dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
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Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
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Yeah. That's the shitty part. God, I don't want to be a step mom. Sure I'm great with kids, but I just want unlimited sex and not have to worry about making friends with a fucking 7 year old.
Is Oprah even human
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
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