But, I don't have the body of a porn star, so nobody would hire me. Unless they're doing like a trip to the safari and they need an albino rhino
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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