is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
Wait. How did I get engaged last night?
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
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