Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
that's an acceptable place to lick
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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